"Hard To Swallow" Truths About Getting Older That No One Talks About" Like peeing your pants at the age of 42...Not me though. Someone else my age.

-Here's a list of things that the youngsters need to know about aging because 40 comes fast!....Wait. That sounds weird.

1. "Not being able to see the same- My eyesight has gotten worse over the years, and it's really annoying because I was sure Lasik would cure my vision until I died. I was wrong.

I used to wear glasses with fake lenses to look hip. Now I literally can't watch the tv without squinting and rubbing my eyes every 12 minutes like a toddler.

2.) Peeing 6 times a night and then never getting back to sleep. I look like the old lady in the Titanic after 2 hours of sleep a night.

3.) Balance! I fall UP the stairs pretty regularly. In a few years or so a solid fall will break my old lady paper bones. Time to get the will in order!

4.) No longer being able to have dairy or sugar or alcohol without possibly crapping my pants the next day. #truth #stopactinglikeyouhavenevershatyourself

5.) Ear hair. Never even imagined...like, WTF?